Hey, Psycho Toddler:
How come you get so many comments? You wrote something utterly moronic and you got 27 comments! It doesn't look like you put any thought or effort into what you write! So why do people leave comments on your blog and not mine?
I wrote a really funny piece and nobody said boo.
A big fan of yours.
Look, Abie, there's a reason people don't leave comments on your blog. It's because you ignore them. I've read your blog. You're very talented. But it's all about you. Youyouyouyouyouyou YOU! A blog isn't your personal soapbox where you can get up and spout off about whatever interests you and then walk away and expect people to adore you. A blog is an interactive medium. That means you have to interact with your readers.
Acknowledge their comments. React to them. Go visit their blogs. Leave thoughtful comments there. And no, don't leave comments like, "hey, nice story, I have a more interesting one here."
The blogosphere is a neighborhood. Be a good neighbor.